1st Grader: YOU HAVE NO HAIR ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD Me: That's true. Astute observation. It's cause I'm getting old Other 1st Grader: NO YOU AREN'T OLD. LOOK AT ALL YOUR OTHER HAIR. Other 1st Grader: LOOK AT ALL THE HAIR ON YOUR CHEEKS, AND NECK, AND FACE. Still Other 1st Grader: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT Me: The fact that I don't have hair on the top of my head. 4th Grader: (Pats head) yes you do! Don't worrry. Me: I wasn't worried. 1st Grader: YOU HAVE GREY HAIR Other 1st Grader: YOU HAVE SO MUCH HAIR ON YOUR FACE. Me: That's true, It's moving from the top of my head down to my face. Entire Line within earshot: (Uncontrollable Laughter) Note: I love filling in for the smaller grades in after-school. They make me laugh so hard.