mygearsarestartingtotremble asked: No clue you had a snake!
Yayayaya! Her name is Annie, short for anansi and Shes a snow corn. I’ve had her for 19 years about. Got her in the first grade when she could fit in my pocket!
Annie isn’t in the mood for shenanigans today.
Reblogging because annie and I are adorable. Pretty much.
All wrapped up and ready for Christmas.
Also my parents house is beautiful.
I thought I looked cute and tired on Monday. So here you go.
much braking nues
heterophobia is real and i am at its core
Matt will shit himself…
Bat-Eared Fox by renedrivers on Flickr.
no fricken way
Ugh yes. For the record, my dad has been reading a gigantic, unwieldy, noisy newspaper at the table for decades without anyone complaining. My 5” smartphone? Massive etiquette violation apparently.
I need to frame this and hang it in my office. And in my house.
tonights bdsm safe word is “superwholock” because thats the best moodkiller i can think of
i made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as shit and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im “a piece of shit user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a cock down my throat” and i still love this post
(Source: nearlyvintage, via dan-and-his-hormones)